Confessions of a Master Procrastinator
This past weekend, I completed a 30ish page research essay. The road to completion was paved with tears and blocked by the most random acts of procrastination. My research concluded, my essay successful, what I really learned from my three-day writing spree is that I have an almost infinite capacity for distraction and procrastination. Here are some of the clever ideas I had while I was supposed to be focused on writing: Hair's up - time to write! #1 My hair is my kryptonite. I simply cannot be expected to write if my hair is down. If, at any point, I realize that my hair is down, I must stop writing immediately - even if I'm in the middle of the most brilliant line ever written - and go style my hair so it's pulled back from my face. Super-typing nails...'click' 'click' 'click' #2 I can't be expected to type page after page with nails that can break, so obviously I need to stop writing and immediately visit the nail salon...